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24.03.2011-31.03.2011 Lincoln Bergman
There was a madcap Moammar
Who’d rather take camel than car
Though quite charismatic
He’d bats in his attic
But in ranks of dictators, a star!
Who’d rather take camel than car
Though quite charismatic
He’d bats in his attic
But in ranks of dictators, a star!
17.03.2011-24.03.2011 clive mutiso
There’s one thing in life that’s quite certain
We all have to face the last curtain
Dame Liz walked the stage
To a glorious old age
But she’s sadly gone for a Burton
We all have to face the last curtain
Dame Liz walked the stage
To a glorious old age
But she’s sadly gone for a Burton
10.03.2011-17.03.2011 Philip Challinor
A charming old King of Bahrain
Cried, "What is this 'freedom' refrain?
Let's call in the Saudis
To beat up these rowdies,
Then all will be peaceful again."
Cried, "What is this 'freedom' refrain?
Let's call in the Saudis
To beat up these rowdies,
Then all will be peaceful again."
03.03.2011-10.03.2011 clive mutiso
I wish I had Silvio's luck
To be rooting around in the muck
His professional crumpet
Plays him like a trumpet
But instead of blowing they suck
To be rooting around in the muck
His professional crumpet
Plays him like a trumpet
But instead of blowing they suck