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23.06.2011-30.06.2011 clive mutiso

Burglars are not very nice
So Ken says to cut them slice
A quick stab will do
In a pinch, maybe two
But if you chase them, you’ll still pay the price

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8607203/You-can-pick-up-a-knife-and-stab-a-burglar-says-Ken-Clarke.html

16.06.2011-23.06.2011 Philip Challinor

Dear Rupert, how jolly to see
You again. Here's your new BSkyB.
If in twenty-fifteen
You help us to win,
We'll give you our old BBC!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/20/david-cameron-speech-at-rupert-murdoch-hq

09.06.2011-16.06.2011 clive mutiso

At eighty-five, Hef does not find it funny
To be chasing the tail of a Bunny
But it takes more than luck
When you can no longer buck
A young girl needs more than just money

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/hugh-hefner-plans-wedding-movie-night-2297674.html

02.06.2011-09.06.2011 clive mutiso

If the winds and the tides are propitious
You can row from Oz to Mauritius
But you have to be tough
To try the stunt in the buff
Too much sun on your rowlocks is vicious

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/naked-rower-has-to-be-rescued-again-2294066.html

26.05.2011-02.06.2011 Lear's Ghost