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20.01.2011-27.01.2011 clive mutiso
If McDonalds won’t make you thinner
It will make you dress better for dinner
A cheeseburger and fries
May build supersize
But in the fashion stakes you’ll be a winner
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8283276/McDonalds-bans-tracksuits.html
It will make you dress better for dinner
A cheeseburger and fries
May build supersize
But in the fashion stakes you’ll be a winner
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8283276/McDonalds-bans-tracksuits.html
13.01.2011-20.01.2011 Milligan
Oh to work at Goldman Sachs
They’re accustomed to taking the flack
And cash home in vans
No doubt there’s some plans
To buy some of their self respect back
They’re accustomed to taking the flack
And cash home in vans
No doubt there’s some plans
To buy some of their self respect back
06.01.2011-13.01.2011 Philip Challinor
David Beckham and Posh, we have heard,
Have a new sprog to follow their third;
These innocent souls
Cannot do birth controls -
Contraception's a very long word.
Have a new sprog to follow their third;
These innocent souls
Cannot do birth controls -
Contraception's a very long word.
30.12.2010-06.01.2011 Love a Duck
The News Of The World has been hacking
Celebs phones but without bosses’ backing?
If you believe that
You must read tabloid tat
And in critical faculties be lacking
Celebs phones but without bosses’ backing?
If you believe that
You must read tabloid tat
And in critical faculties be lacking