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17.02.2011-24.02.2011 Philip Challinor
Oh, isn't democracy fun,
In this lovely North African sun!
But you'll need to defend -
Oh, and this is my friend!
Perhaps he might sell you a gun?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/feb/22/david-cameron-britain-arms-trade
In this lovely North African sun!
But you'll need to defend -
Oh, and this is my friend!
Perhaps he might sell you a gun?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/feb/22/david-cameron-britain-arms-trade
10.02.2011-17.02.2011 Lear's Ghost
The Irish are having an election
Let’s hope they show more circumspection
Than Cowan and Co
Who just had to go.....
You need sobriety for an economic erection
Let’s hope they show more circumspection
Than Cowan and Co
Who just had to go.....
You need sobriety for an economic erection
10.02.2011-17.02.2011 clive mutiso
Marianne Faithfull, the friend to the stars
Loves rockers and chocolate bars
But she's just an old nagger
When she says Sir Mick Jagger
Is smaller than her favourite Mars
Loves rockers and chocolate bars
But she's just an old nagger
When she says Sir Mick Jagger
Is smaller than her favourite Mars
27.01.2011-03.02.2011 Philip Challinor
We're stuck with a bloody great bill
From the bankers - but wait! There is still
One asset we've not
Stolen from the proles' pot:
Let's privatise their chlorophyll!
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/01/27/uk-britain-forests-
idUKTRE70Q42120110127
From the bankers - but wait! There is still
One asset we've not
Stolen from the proles' pot:
Let's privatise their chlorophyll!
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/01/27/uk-britain-forests-
idUKTRE70Q42120110127