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23.09.2010-30.09.2010 Philip Challinor
So as not to cast Ed into doubt,
Brother David has gone - with a pout
And a tip to be sure
Not to let the street door
Hit his arse as he made his way out
Brother David has gone - with a pout
And a tip to be sure
Not to let the street door
Hit his arse as he made his way out
16.09.2010-23.09.2010 Anne Jennings
So now a top police bloke entreats
"We need more police folk on the beat!"
But who doesn't hanker
To police merchant bankers?
They're more harm than a drunk on the street
"We need more police folk on the beat!"
But who doesn't hanker
To police merchant bankers?
They're more harm than a drunk on the street
09.09.2010-16.09.2010 Lear's Ghost
“Privacy” wail Wayne and Colleen
“Let us sort this out, please, press unseen”
They weren’t so wary
Oh, on the contrary
With their wedding in a trash magazine
“Let us sort this out, please, press unseen”
They weren’t so wary
Oh, on the contrary
With their wedding in a trash magazine
02.09.2010-09.09.2010 Clare Kirwan
Two brothers, both called Milliband
Neck and neck, face to face, hand in hand
Always shared as wee boys
All the sweeties and toys:
Can't they share, then, not running our land?
Neck and neck, face to face, hand in hand
Always shared as wee boys
All the sweeties and toys:
Can't they share, then, not running our land?
26.08.2010-02.09.2010 Rhymin Simon The Croat Poet
Sean Connery is eighty years old
As Bond he was celluloid gold
Asked why a proud Scot
In Alba should live not
He replied it was too bloody cold
As Bond he was celluloid gold
Asked why a proud Scot
In Alba should live not
He replied it was too bloody cold