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21.10.2010-28.10.2010 Lear's Ghost
Now that Paul the Octopus is no longer around
Conspiracy theories will abound
And some could have a case
For, in death’s wet embrace,
The autopsy says that he drowned
Conspiracy theories will abound
And some could have a case
For, in death’s wet embrace,
The autopsy says that he drowned
14.10.2010-21.10.2010 Love a Duck
Hilary’s worried about our lack of protection
As if we might catch some nasty infection
But there’s not the same thrill
(She should go and ask Bill)
As having defenceless affection
As if we might catch some nasty infection
But there’s not the same thrill
(She should go and ask Bill)
As having defenceless affection
07.10.2010-14.10.2010 Philip Challinor
Poor Ed thought the way was quite clear
To conquer his impotence fear:
In a fine macho stunt,
Stick his Johnson in front -
But will his Balls stay at the rear?
To conquer his impotence fear:
In a fine macho stunt,
Stick his Johnson in front -
But will his Balls stay at the rear?
30.09.2010-07.10.2010 Lear's Ghost
The Irish banks have been a bit rash
It’s like after a huge night on the lash
Take your wallet and check it
Bejaysus, ah feckit
Sure I can’t have spent all of that cash
It’s like after a huge night on the lash
Take your wallet and check it
Bejaysus, ah feckit
Sure I can’t have spent all of that cash