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22.07.2010-29.07.2010 Olly
There is a young bull called Toro
Who was due in the bullring tomorrow
But bullfighting's now banned
On Catalonian land
He hopes all of Spain will follow
Who was due in the bullring tomorrow
But bullfighting's now banned
On Catalonian land
He hopes all of Spain will follow
15.07.2010-22.07.2010 ed mccabe
The was a young man called Hunt
Who on the BBC took a political punt
He'll slash its expenses
They'll pay all the stars less
But maybe it's only a stunt
Who on the BBC took a political punt
He'll slash its expenses
They'll pay all the stars less
But maybe it's only a stunt
08.07.2010-15.07.2010 Olly
Well done to the Spanish Eleven
Who now must feel they're in Heaven
They conquered the Dutch
Who fouled too much
So home in a coach they were driven!
Who now must feel they're in Heaven
They conquered the Dutch
Who fouled too much
So home in a coach they were driven!
01.07.2010-08.07.2010 Olly
Our leaders David and Nick
Say Whitehall's too beaurocratic
Cuts will high
And hated by
Civil Servants and general public
Say Whitehall's too beaurocratic
Cuts will high
And hated by
Civil Servants and general public
24.06.2010-01.07.2010 Olly
There is a young Scot called Andy
With a racquet and ball he is handy
If he wins this weekend
Then Tim his friend
Will buy him a pint and a Brandy
With a racquet and ball he is handy
If he wins this weekend
Then Tim his friend
Will buy him a pint and a Brandy
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