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23.12.2010-30.12.2010 Milligan
Sir Elton is now a dad
And in taffeta rompers Zac will be clad
It’s the triangle of life
(Not just him and his wife)
There’s the woman who answered the ad
And in taffeta rompers Zac will be clad
It’s the triangle of life
(Not just him and his wife)
There’s the woman who answered the ad
16.12.2010-23.12.2010 Lear's Ghost
And so the insults got dafter
To backbench snorts and great laughter
Osborne gets up your nose?
Well that's what your foes
Are for. They can't help it, they have ter.
To backbench snorts and great laughter
Osborne gets up your nose?
Well that's what your foes
Are for. They can't help it, they have ter.
09.12.2010-16.12.2010 The Left Side
The Irish Banks thought they had it cracked:
“Keep it quiet lads, just use some tact.
Cos, although we’re all skint,
The Brits still have a mint......
What, they want all our bonuses back?"
“Keep it quiet lads, just use some tact.
Cos, although we’re all skint,
The Brits still have a mint......
What, they want all our bonuses back?"
02.12.2010-09.12.2010 Lear's Ghost
The revenge of the hackers was swift
It’s what happens when free speech gets miffed
Mastercard and the Swedes
Paid the price for misdeeds
And all because someone was stiffed
It’s what happens when free speech gets miffed
Mastercard and the Swedes
Paid the price for misdeeds
And all because someone was stiffed
25.11.2010-02.12.2010 Philip Challinor
Some oxygen found, way out here?
Let's digest this fact well, and get clear,
For the gas on this thing
Could loosen a ring
And cause Saturn dreadful dire Rhea.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/nov/25/oxygen-saturn-moon-rhea
Let's digest this fact well, and get clear,
For the gas on this thing
Could loosen a ring
And cause Saturn dreadful dire Rhea.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/nov/25/oxygen-saturn-moon-rhea