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Are rioters' sentences too tough?
Most say just not enough
One resolution
And a simple solution
Throw 'em into the Thames by the scruff!

Britain’s cities are sneezing, atishoo!
Public safety’s becoming an issue
With all of this looting
It’s a war zone in Tooting
We’d be better off in Mogadishu

Our methods are subject to doubt;
Our lawyers have suffered a rout.
Our poor little spills
Will bring us big bills -
There seems little choice but Shell out.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/aug/03/shell-liability-oil-spills-nigeria

What do you mean, you don’t know me, you slave?
I’m the British Prime Minister, Dave
If you make me queue up
And pour my own cup
I just think of the tip that I’ll save

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/8674107/David-Cameron-plays-waiter-to-Samantha-in-Tuscany.html#dsq-content

A man who had been lost for a while
Had traveled only a mile
After 27 years of no trace
Police have now solved the case
And opened a skeleton file

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8667026/Remains-of-man-missing-for-27-years-discovered-in-bank-chimney.html