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“We’re innocent” the cricketers all sing
“Not guilty of any match fixing”
England’s far from delighted
At having been slighted
And want Ijaz Butt in a sling

There's a place overseas called Delhi
That's been shown a lot on the telly
But a man with a javelin
Said "I'll not be travellin"
"It looks too dirty and smelly"

On the scandals, Mr Ratzinger's spoke.
(You know, that infallible bloke).
"Ill, not bad." Maybe true,
But coming from you
And your outfit, a bit of a joke.

What a shame for the Commonwealth Games,
Workers injured, bridges fall - who's to blame?
And the village in Delhi
So filthy and smelly;
This is just not the right sort of fame.

So now a top police bloke entreats
"We need more police folk on the beat!"
But who doesn't hanker
To police merchant bankers?
They're more harm than a drunk on the street