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A thin sort of creature named Ed
Was feared of the least hint of red.
"I know what I'll do:
I'll turn myself blue,
With a brave streak of yellow," it said.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/15/ed-miliband-nothing-against-the-rich

Le Vieux really had quite a feel
For keeping his crocs well at heel
But a slip on his back
As he doled out their snack
Meant he'd end up as just one more meal

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19576296

These smugglers must really have guts
Stuffing lorises next to their butts
But had luck to be found
Before lunch came around
When they hunt for bananas and nuts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19542386

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-rod-blagojevich-goes-to-prison-while-keeping-signature-attitude/


Term limits for pols I detail,
And hope that my plan will prevail.
This policy affirms,
They get in for two terms,
The second of which is in jail.

Captain Harry will serve wearing brass
No doubt hoping the scandal will pass
When the pics from a chum
Showed the whole world his bum
But he'll now have to watch his own ass

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19516079