21.10.2010-28.10.2010 Philip Challinor
While market democracy lives,
Uncle Vincent both takes and he gives.
He sells out the poor,
But he won't be a boor
And trade insults with gamblers and spivs.
21.10.2010-28.10.2010 The Left Side
The Astute captain was obviously keen,
To fully test his new submarine,
But when he saw the torrent he
Tore up his warranty
And, for a sailor, turned a strange shade of green
21.10.2010-28.10.2010 Lear's Ghost
Jules Verne looked down and gave a wry laugh
He said “Really, you just can’t get the staff.
In training old Nemo
I said – ‘It’s a water based demo’
Though as gaffes go, it’s a jolly good gaffe”
21.10.2010-28.10.2010 Lear's Ghost
The Chancellor really needs to take care
When he talks about cuts that are ‘fair’
Because, oddly enough,
While the ride will be rough
It’s more comfortable for most millionaires
14.10.2010-21.10.2010 Philip Challinor
Three hundreds of millions we
Shall take from the foul BBC
As a fine for this wrong:
It has failed to belong
To Murdoch or Ashcroft, you see.
