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Is the pope a catholic? We really should be told
As, until now, the use of prophylactics has been bold
Though for the repressed masses that’s the way that it must stay
Different rules will now apply if you’re professionally gay
At last it’s clear it’s disobedient heterosexuals we should scold

A geriatric clown called Lord Young
Spoke his mind but tripped on his tongue
Our Dave heard of it
Got into a snit
And dumped the old geezer like dung

Said Lord Young “Have I been offensive?
It was just after this rather expensive
Luncheon, you see
Finished at half past three.
Indigestion, old boy, quite extensive”

A wunch of bankers from Limerick
Ran out of cash and felt very sick
So they bogged off to Brussels
The EU flexed its muscles
And the luck of the Irish came really quick

Osborne cried: "Oh deary! Oh crap!
Celtic Tiger is on its last lap!
Let's use all our cash
To cushion its crash
While we follow it into the trap!"