Others we liked

The pusillanimous Swedes
Will meet all the CIA's needs
It's brave Wikileaks
That's in front of the beaks
For exposing the Yanks' evil deeds

All this Jeremy fuss is absurd;
Though no doubt he would much have preferred
Being called an old core
Or a copeless great bore,
Instead of that Naughtie wee word.

Goodbye to those daft PCT's!
Let's hand the whole job to GPs,
Because the elation
Of administration
Is why they took medics' degrees!

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/lansley-hands-80-per-cent-of-health-budget-to-gps-despite-treasury-fears-2153035.html

Jim Naughtie got paler and paler
My god, man, you’ve a mouth like a sailor
After being quite blunt
With poor Mr Hunt
Sounded like he could use an inhaler

This science stuff's long had its day;
Send these experts, so-called, on their way.
When we need to know
What direction to go,
We'll consult chicken innards, or pray.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/dec/05/government-scientific-advice-drugs-policy