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A firm from manana Spain
Takes its time to de-ice a plane
But that does not stop it
From making a profit
And Heathrow turns into a pain

Oh, Vincent, what were you thinking?
How strong was the beer you’d been drinking
Did you feel really hard?
Or were you just rather jarred?
I’ll bet your hangover was stinking

The Daily Telegraph got
The Business Secretary on the spot
The apparently able,
But naive, Mr Cable
Came across as a rebellious old trot

The year, like the decade, has sucked;
No single bad trend has been bucked;
It's colder than hell
And it's Christmas as well -
May the holiday season be... ducked.

With a charmingly upper-class cough,
"You working-class folk," said the toff,
"Must help keep in line
All those protesting swine,
And we'll save you a place at the trough."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/dec/20/david-cameron-meeting-union-leaders