Others we liked

The coterie of virgins has said
“It’s not right for two men to wed”
Please don’t make a fuss
You can be just like us
And try to not do it instead

Oh, what an Almighty mess
A celibate bloke in a long black dress
Sees fit to disparage
The thought of gay marriage
Just because he had to settle for less?

Leveson just can’t get any worse
What, the Met gave Rebekah a horse?
They’re taking us all for a ride
And have no place to hide
Not really a grand ‘tour de force’

Community work, it's confessed,
Leaves the public a bit unimpressed.
'Twould be a deception
To change the perception:
Let's bring in good old house arrest!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/feb/24/community-sentences-tougher-david-cameron

These panels are doing too well
For the liking of BP and Shell.
It's plain to be seen
We must make Britain green
By cutting the tariffs to hell!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/feb/23/feed-in-tariff-solar-breakthrough