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If McDonalds won’t make you thinner
It will make you dress better for dinner
A cheeseburger and fries
May build supersize
But in the fashion stakes you’ll be a winner

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8283276/McDonalds-bans-tracksuits.html

There was a man called Gray ,
Who had a bit too much to say ,
He thought a young lassie ,
Whose name was Sian Bassey ,
Was not fit for Match of the Day .

Every time commissioners in Brussels,
Decide to flex their muscles.
Much to our nations' dismay,
Our government always says yeah.
Lisbon treaty signed ; NO TUSSLES.

We pay our MPs to tell lies
But not to wear musical ties
If a Member’s too thick
To switch it off quick
The Speaker ensures that he tries

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8270264/The-MP-whose-tie-was-a-little-too-loud.html

Oh to work at Goldman Sachs
They’re accustomed to taking the flack
And cash home in vans
No doubt there’s some plans
To buy some of their self respect back