Others we liked

The proles they are rotten and rioty;
There's not enough marriage or piety;
"To the rescue!" cries Dave,
"This nation I'll save
By burbling of Bigger Society!"

Sorry Sarn’t Major, we’ve run out of cash
So we’re thinning the ranks and having to slash
Since you’re not commissioned, merely a pleb
You’re getting the bullet through this post on the web
So click on “Delete” and jump in the trash

Marianne Faithfull, the friend to the stars
Loves rockers and chocolate bars
But she's just an old nagger
When she says Sir Mick Jagger
Is smaller than her favourite Mars

Rah rah for old George and his Merlin
For keeping our bonuses sterlin'
While hospitals, schools
And sundry poor fools
Into the abyss we are hurlin'!

The Speaker’s wife likes to Tweet
About men falling down at her feet
“I feel so sexy!” cries Sally
“This is right up my alley!
“Fetch a camera and hand me that sheet.”