24.03.2011-31.03.2011 clive mutiso
The thugs from the land of the burqa
Have learned not to play with a Gurkha
When they see Sergeant Pun
They turn tail and run
From the cold-blooded smiling berserker
24.03.2011-31.03.2011 Lincoln Bergman
There was a madcap Moammar
Who’d rather take camel than car
Though quite charismatic
He’d bats in his attic
But in ranks of dictators, a star!
17.03.2011-24.03.2011 clive mutiso
There’s one thing in life that’s quite certain
We all have to face the last curtain
Dame Liz walked the stage
To a glorious old age
But she’s sadly gone for a Burton
10.03.2011-17.03.2011 Philip Challinor
A charming old King of Bahrain
Cried, "What is this 'freedom' refrain?
Let's call in the Saudis
To beat up these rowdies,
Then all will be peaceful again."
03.03.2011-10.03.2011 Mark Jefford
There was a man called Van Persie,
Who wore the number 9 jersey,
He kicked the ball hard,
And out came a card,
As the referee showed him no mercy.