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The thugs from the land of the burqa
Have learned not to play with a Gurkha
When they see Sergeant Pun
They turn tail and run
From the cold-blooded smiling berserker

There was a madcap Moammar
Who’d rather take camel than car
Though quite charismatic
He’d bats in his attic
But in ranks of dictators, a star!

There’s one thing in life that’s quite certain
We all have to face the last curtain
Dame Liz walked the stage
To a glorious old age
But she’s sadly gone for a Burton

A charming old King of Bahrain
Cried, "What is this 'freedom' refrain?
Let's call in the Saudis
To beat up these rowdies,
Then all will be peaceful again."

There was a man called Van Persie,
Who wore the number 9 jersey,
He kicked the ball hard,
And out came a card,
As the referee showed him no mercy.