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Our Eric's a man with a mission
Against the Tom Cruise superstition:
With Ashcroft or charity,
L. Ron gets no parity,
And bang goes the Audit Commission.

The lawyers and banks must be paid;
For the rest, a few cuts must be made.
We're fair and we're just,
And that's why we must
Take the balance from your legal aid.

Hilary’s worried about our lack of protection
As if we might catch some nasty infection
But there’s not the same thrill
(She should go and ask Bill)
As having defenceless affection

Cap parasite public sector pensions!
And surely it can’t cause too much tension
If we also complain,
As it’s awfully germane,
About losing our huge tax exemptions

Milliband has said he’ll eschew
The politics of ‘ya’ and ‘boo’
Does he think we’re all schmucks?
Because that still leaves ‘sucks’
The politics of déjà vu?