Others we liked

Will they ever again taste the same?
Though the Germans said Spain was to blame,
It later turned out
There was room for some doubt:
Was it all a big cucumber frame?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/spain-deny-blame-e-coli-cucumbers-kill-14-085934232.html

What! Keep all our carbon counts down
Just for folk who lack wealth and are brown?
Third Worlders, take note:
While our companies float,
You can all take your chances and drown.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/jun/01/christiana-figueres-climate-2c-rise

Alas, poor Warwick! I knew him
He thought the auditors too dim
So now Lord Taylor
Has been caught by the gaoler
It was creative accounting that threw him

The Germans are starting to shout
There’s a lot of E.coli about
If a killer cucumber
Might have your number
It is safer to stick to boiled kraut

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/deaths-linked-to-ecoli-outbreak-2291287.html

Oh Ryan, you’ve really no pride
And if people decide to deride
Spare us all the tears
You’ve been at it for years
It’s not the sex it’s your team we can’t abide.