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Why, yes, I am rich, I confess;
But that doesn't mean I'll pay less
When my taxes are cut,
So just stay in your rut,
And stop all this cynicalness!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/mar/19/budget-rich-coalition-50p-tax-cut

Poor Rowan! It's just as we feared.
Those glasses, those eyebrows, that beard
Have not helped to swing
Your traditional wing
Which thinks gays and women are weird.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8754885/Archbishop-of-Canterbury-Dr-Rowan-Williams-set-to-quit-next-year.html

Our submarines aren't too astute;
We can't get the aircraft to suit;
Not sure we can fight
At a price that is right -
But at least our new togs are quite cute.

royal-navy-trial-new-uniform

Normally being a Prince just enhances
Your chance of accepted advances
But meeting mad Phil and Chas
After a night on the razz
Has dampened a lot of romances

Vince Cable has done it again
Opened his mouth while engaging his brain
Will he never learn that
To get on with less chat
Or Davy will will inflict some more pain