29.03.2012-05.04.2012 clive mutiso
Two heroic cops on the beat
Set out to rescue a mutt from the heat
But they felt a bit silly
When they grabbed Little Willy -
He was a toy, asleep on the seat
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9180123/Police-smash-car-window-to-rescue-toy-dog.html
29.03.2012-05.04.2012 Philip Challinor
We've banqueted much with our chums
And got them to help with our sums;
But alas and alack,
Recession is back
And we've run short of pasties - oh crumbs!
22.03.2012-29.03.2012 Philip Challinor
O gladness! At last Britain's proles
Have a champ who can save their poor souls!
Health service and pay
Are lost? What the hey!
Ed Miliband eats sausage rolls!
15.03.2012-22.03.2012 Philip Challinor
With a smirk and a jolly hurrah,
Budget time once again! I'm a star!
It's Millionaire's Day,
And your pensions will pay
For the champers and bunting, rah rah!
15.03.2012-22.03.2012 Philip Challinor
These Norsemen, alas, are not nice:
It isn't enough that they slice
All our people about;
Oh, no - after the rout,
We clear up, and find we've got mice!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/vikings-carried-mice-to-colonies-7576981.html
