Others we liked

James Murdoch the family runt
Has blown the whistle on Jeremy Hunt
Dave got rid of Cable
So that he was able
To favour Rupert – a real cunning stunt

Poor Jeremy's out on a limb.
It seems that his future is grim:
While playing official
And quasi-judicial,
He cheer-led for Rupert and Jim.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/apr/24/leveson-inquiry-hunt-newscorp-bskyb

Now, let me just make this quite clear:
Regardless of how things appear
We're not being mean,
But we have to stay clean -
We don't need your kind around here.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/london-council-slammed-over-social-cleansing-housing-move-7674939.html

The thing about Abu Quatada
Is not that he really is badder
Than most men with a beard
(Tho, in itself, fairly weird)
But his hat makes him look rather dapper

The playboy with whom Pippa runs
Has a penchant for brandishing guns
His threatening capers
Have filled all the papers
And eclipsed the Middleton buns