Others we liked

Protesting collusive fat-cattitude
Makes for an un-Christian attitude.
Now be a good prole,
Crawl back in your hole -
And do help yourself to a platitude.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/oct/14/occupy-protest-st-pauls-pulpit-cathedral

Now, here's a conundrum to mull:
When cows are turned on to the full
And make smartphones bleep,
Will they get mates to keep
Or just technological bull?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/02/world/europe/device-sends-message-to-swiss-farmer-when-cow-is-in-heat.html

We have etiquette rules to impart
which in lifts should be taken to heart:
Respect others space
Do not look in their face
And make sure that you stifle that fart

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19846214

In Peru there's a festival that's
A place you can go to eat cats
But when it's all done
And they eat the last one
Will the festival then switch to rats?

I've sneaked through the gallery mobs
And outraged the modern-art snobs!
Before they could blink
I added my ink,
And value to Rothko's big blobs!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2012/oct/08/defaced-tate-modern-rothko