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A little note to the Swiss ,
It's time you stopped taking the piss ,
There are people quite lax ,
At paying their tax ,
But their money we're starting to miss .

There was a girl called Nicole ,
Another child was her goal ,
So with her hubby Keith ,
She paid through the teeth ,
And along came Faith , Bless her soul .

The politicians who control public health
Are seeking ways to increase private wealth
Their cuts are not merely cheeky
But surreptitious, nay, sneaky
Let's call them the Ministry of Stealth

The Tea Party's starting to get
A trifle annoyed and upset;
For the girl of their dream
Is no more, it would seem,
Than an imperfectly house-trained chimpette.

There once was a girl called O'Reilly ,
Who regarded herself rather highly ,
But alas she was told ,
" You look far too old" ,
" We're looking for one more like Kylie"