Others we liked

Ed and Dave are both posh fellas
munching on tax money like they're eating fruitellas
they're argueing with no stress
yet the country is in a mess
ed is good but still a chatty little menace

Saint Tony, that statesman sublime,
At last has decreed that it's time
For him to come back,
Forgive us Iraq,
And return to the scene of his crime.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/heeeeres-tony-blairs-plan-to-reengage-with-british-politics-7707604.html

We're all getting heartily sick
Of the views of Samantha Brick
Professor Beard might be plain
But she has a beautiful brain
While Samantha is terminally thick

The Guardian published a story;
The fallout was horribly gory.
Poor Dave had the blues
Over red-tops he'd schmoozed,
And thus he was born - Purple Tory!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-rules-out-probe-813256

One of the joys of The Land Of The Free
Is to take an alfresco pee
But you must hold your fire
When you're near a live wire
Or your last stand could make history

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9221635/Man-killed-while-urinating-on-Chicago-subway.html