Others we liked

The Budget, we have to confess,
Was really a bit of a mess.
We shan't be too nasty:
Go on, eat your pasty,
While we flog off your NHS.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/28/george-osborne-u-turns-pasties-caravans

As IMF boss, by my oath,
I certainly am nothing loath
To raise my rich voice
And outline your choice:
Greeks, pay up or die, or do both.

Good heavens! The house is surrounded
By anarchists free and unbounded!
I'm a democrat, sure,
But this goes too far:
Call the coppers, and have them impounded!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/may/26/nick-clegg-house-uk-uncut

Now, Rupert has said it's not true,
And James has denied it all, too:
We didn't conspire,
Our motives are higher -
And that is enough, proles, for you.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/25/david-cameron-jeremy-hunt-bskyb

Escaping from incarceration
Three-three-seven was sought by the nation
But this penguin who flew
Soon returned to the zoo
After tasting the town's radiation

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18202053