Others we liked

When they take your licence away
There’s nothing at all you can say
Don’t make a fuss
Just take the bus
But don’t try to drive it – you’ll pay

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/teenager-charged-with-stealing-bus-2274607.html

The Birthers all start to cringe
When they think of the man with a tinge
But the Tea Party frumps
Think that Donald is trumps
They love the lunatic fringe

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-trashes-obamas-academic-record-2274873.html#disqus_thread

I trust all you poor folk aren't thinking
That City pay packets are shrinking?
When our bonus is low,
Our salaries grow -
We're still here, still rich and still stinking!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/apr/26/city-bonuses-shrink-pay-rise

I hope all you poor folk aren't thinking
City incomes may also be shrinking?
When our bonus is low,
Our salaries grow -
We're still here, still rich and still stinking!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/apr/26/city-bonuses-shrink-pay-rise

The consumers have gone out and spent!
Our strong fiscal back is unbent!
The dark days are ended,
And Britain is mended -
By two whole tenths of one per cent!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/apr/21/government-borrowing-fall-retail-sales-rise