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O Marcus Perfidius Agius,
Your bank has behaved most outrageous;
Bob Diamond, your lord,
Tells you: "Fall on your sword!"
He's a jewel most bright and courageous.

The lesson in Europe today
As we watch Spain and Italy play
Is to let Germans work
While we play ball and shirk
And then carry the trophy away

Spain and Italy's squandering thirst
Pushed the Euro to where it might burst
The new Germany action
Could keep keep both out of traction
Or could just be a turn for the wurst

German animals get the best care
Even those with a very rare flare
Like the clairvoyant cow
Whose mistakes show us now
That a well done medium's rare

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18605790

Barclays barbarians are inside the gates
Grabbing loot for themselves and their mates
But things don't look so pretty
When after sacking the City
They get fined for rigging the rates