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09.08.2012-16.08.2012 Philip Challinor

A court jesterette, name of Duffy,
Threw clichés together so fluffy,
Dropped in a few names
And cried "Rah for the Games!"
Was ever guff puffed quite so stuffy?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/aug/10/carol-ann-duffy-olympics-london

09.08.2012-16.08.2012 Patrick McKeon

This story I read made me pensive
Back to Nam when we're on the defensive
For it brings a flashback
To that vicious attack
Which was known as The Great Tit Offensive
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19195690

02.08.2012-09.08.2012 Patrick McKeon

Standard Charter is caught in a scene
But protest that their books are all clean
Which the accountants can prove
While they quickly remove
Black Sea caviar from the canteen

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19155577

02.08.2012-09.08.2012 Philip Challinor

By nobly refusing to pander,
We seem to have raised Cleggy's dander.
Yet still we'll arrange
Our boundary change:
We're bounders, and we'll gerrymander.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/aug/07/david-cameron-boundary-changes

02.08.2012-09.08.2012 Patrick McKeon

The Olympics this year saw a lout
Who thought manners were something to flout
With no sprinter affected
The fool was ejected
As the only one who bottled out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19145035