Others we liked

We love women tennis players’ stunts
And have learned to put up with their grunts
If the Beeb cannot hack it
And tunes out the racket
They should show us some more of their bunts

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8606914/BBC-launches-tool-silencing-Wimbledon-players-grunts.html

Burglars are not very nice
So Ken says to cut them slice
A quick stab will do
In a pinch, maybe two
But if you chase them, you’ll still pay the price

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8607203/You-can-pick-up-a-knife-and-stab-a-burglar-says-Ken-Clarke.html

Dear Rupert, how jolly to see
You again. Here's your new BSkyB.
If in twenty-fifteen
You help us to win,
We'll give you our old BBC!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jun/20/david-cameron-speech-at-rupert-murdoch-hq

The Falklands are ours, end of story.
Disagree? The results could be gory.
We do like our wars,
And you still might get yours,
On my word as a Brit, twit and Tory!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/17/kirchner-cameron-falklands-british-row

At eighty-five, Hef does not find it funny
To be chasing the tail of a Bunny
But it takes more than luck
When you can no longer buck
A young girl needs more than just money

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/hugh-hefner-plans-wedding-movie-night-2297674.html