Others we liked

There was a Lord Taylor of Warwick ,
Whose rise up the ranks was historic ,
But his career would dwindle ,
In the light of a swindle ,
And prison might be catastrophic .

If McDonalds won’t make you thinner
It will make you dress better for dinner
A cheeseburger and fries
May build supersize
But in the fashion stakes you’ll be a winner

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8283276/McDonalds-bans-tracksuits.html

There was a man called Gray ,
Who had a bit too much to say ,
He thought a young lassie ,
Whose name was Sian Bassey ,
Was not fit for Match of the Day .

Every time commissioners in Brussels,
Decide to flex their muscles.
Much to our nations' dismay,
Our government always says yeah.
Lisbon treaty signed ; NO TUSSLES.

We pay our MPs to tell lies
But not to wear musical ties
If a Member’s too thick
To switch it off quick
The Speaker ensures that he tries

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8270264/The-MP-whose-tie-was-a-little-too-loud.html