Others we liked

The clown on TV in Benghazi
Is trying the tricks of the Stasi
If he doesn't learn tact
And clean up his act
He'll find himself in the kazi

Oh, isn't democracy fun,
In this lovely North African sun!
But you'll need to defend -
Oh, and this is my friend!
Perhaps he might sell you a gun?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/feb/22/david-cameron-britain-arms-trade

The council men don’t need to hurry
When changing a light bulb in Surrey
They’re completely protected
Because power’s not connected
And the council is too dim to worry

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8325584/Council-changed-light-bulb-in-lamp-post-with-no-electricity.html

Said Dave to his Bullingdon chums:
"This reform will be grand when it comes!
We'll allow the bereaved
And the sick and the grieved
To buck up and do all their own sums!"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/feb/21/david-cameron-public-services-private-bidders

The Irish are having an election
Let’s hope they show more circumspection
Than Cowan and Co
Who just had to go.....
You need sobriety for an economic erection