Others we liked

Passengers in the front row
Did not like the impromptu show
Depardieu's sin?
He could not hold it in
They are times when you've just got to go

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8707789/Gerard-Depardieu-sorry-to-have-urinated-on-plane-carpet.html

Are rioters' sentences too tough?
Most say just not enough
One resolution
And a simple solution
Throw 'em into the Thames by the scruff!

Britain’s cities are sneezing, atishoo!
Public safety’s becoming an issue
With all of this looting
It’s a war zone in Tooting
We’d be better off in Mogadishu

Our methods are subject to doubt;
Our lawyers have suffered a rout.
Our poor little spills
Will bring us big bills -
There seems little choice but Shell out.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/aug/03/shell-liability-oil-spills-nigeria

What do you mean, you don’t know me, you slave?
I’m the British Prime Minister, Dave
If you make me queue up
And pour my own cup
I just think of the tip that I’ll save

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/8674107/David-Cameron-plays-waiter-to-Samantha-in-Tuscany.html#dsq-content