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Come here Kim Jong-un
You are my number one son
I'm not in good health
So take all my wealth
But make sure the peasants have none.

The man who would be king
Has decided it’s not quite his thing
To cast ego aside
And swallow his pride
To be minister for fluff, weeds and string

Dave’s going he says because
The time is now right to pause
His front bench career
Though he’s really no fear
He’ll just spend his time sharpening his claws

So as not to cast Ed into doubt,
Brother David has gone - with a pout
And a tip to be sure
Not to let the street door
Hit his arse as he made his way out

“Dear Prime Minister”, Liam Fox wrote
“I’m just sending you this little note
About how defence spending reductions
Will surely cause ructions”
(Well it will when the press gets this quote)