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Sir Elton is now a dad
And in taffeta rompers Zac will be clad
It’s the triangle of life
(Not just him and his wife)
There’s the woman who answered the ad

A Russian oligarch’s reign can be brief
When the government calls him a thief
From a high life of looting
He can find himself Put in
And Khodorkovsky’s dreams turn to grief

And so the insults got dafter
To backbench snorts and great laughter
Osborne gets up your nose?
Well that's what your foes
Are for. They can't help it, they have ter.

A giant killer called Cable
Tried to telegraph that he was able
To arm wrestle The Digger
But Foxy Murdoch was bigger
And Vincent got pushed from the table

A firm from manana Spain
Takes its time to de-ice a plane
But that does not stop it
From making a profit
And Heathrow turns into a pain