Others we liked

There once was a very bad woman
Whose actions are almost not human
Throwing puss in the bin
Was a terrible sin
And now the public are fuming

Global Warming activists were there
With their DMs and long braided hair
They say the world's going to end
If our ways we dont mend
But it all sounds a lot of hot air

In China a huge traffic jam
Stretched from Tibet right down to Siam
But though they were stuck
They still thanked their luck
That they weren't waiting for an Edinburgh tram

A nice clean cut man - Tiger Woods
Was found to have frolicked with nudes
His wife gave him a rocket
Stuck half a billion in her pocket
And walked out and left him for good

The Hibees have built a new stand
It even opened earlier than planned
The half time pies
Were a delight to the eyes
But the football didnt turn out so grand.